Captain Lavandar
Captain Lavandar throwing a peace sign

An original animated series

New episodes
every week.

9:16 Vertical 2D Animation Adult Comedy 10 × Pilot Posts
Watch the pilots

SC. 01 · The pitch

He is the strongest man in the city. She is the only mechanic he trusts. They have been happily married for nine years, and their bed has never once held both of them at the same time. It has not been idle.

Captain Lavandar is an adult animated comedy about the most successful sham marriage in the city. He's closeted. She's closeted. The arrangement is airtight. He gets Thursdays at the gym with a trainer who counts more than reps, she gets the weekend and a tent that has only ever slept two, and the city gets a hero so wholesome they gave him a billboard. It holds beautifully, right up until his trainer leaves a toothbrush, her camping buddy leaves a toothbrush, and a tabloid starts counting toothbrushes. Every episode is a POV: shot like the videos already on your feed, drawn like the comics you grew up on, and written for the joke that lands in the first two seconds.

  • 0
    Pilot posts
    produced
  • 60–90sec
    Runtime
    per episode
  • 0
    Characters
    designed
  • 0
    Standing
    locations
Key art: Captain Lavandar above a panel of the supporting cast, over an exploding city skyline.

Key art · teaser one-sheet

“Meet the world’s straightest super hero?”

Key art: the trio posed on a rooftop against the night skyline.

Key art · rooftop lockup

SC. 02 · The arrangement

How it works

HimHer
Married toButch Diane, nine yearsCaptain Lavandar, nine years
Actually in love withJack Quinn, his trainerShe Fist, her doubles partner
Official story“Best friend since college”“Camping buddy”
Where the truth happensThe gym, Thursdays, door lockedThe tent, all weekend, one bag
Sleeping arrangementThe couch, loudly, aloneThe bed, alone, blissfully
Knows about the otherEverythingEverything
Has ever said so out loudNeverNever

Nobody has discussed this.
It is going extremely well.

Captain Lavandar powering up mid-street, Grey Wolf snarling on one side and Diva levelling her cane on the other

The standoff

Everyone in this city wants a piece of him.
Three of them have already had one.

SC. 03 · The cast

LAVANDAR

01 / 05

SC. 04 · The pilots

Ten posts,
already made

Every pilot is finished, vertical and sound-on. Tap one. Headphones if you are at work, and especially if you are at work. This is the format the series ships in, not a proof of concept.

Drag or scroll sideways · click a card to play with sound

SC. 05 · Standing sets

The city is
already built

Six painted standing sets carry the series. Grimy, halftoned and neon-lit. The rooms play it completely straight, which is more than anyone in them is managing.

SC. 06 · Format

On paper

Built to post daily and cut together into a half-hour. The vertical frame is the native format, not a crop. The show is filthy in the way a wedding toast is filthy, never in the way a police report is.

LAVANDAR #A97BE8
HOT #F0479E
ACID #D9F25C
PLUM #1C0E3A
VOID #0B0518
Ensemble key art: the whole cast charging down the street
Ensemble key art · season one lockup
Format
Vertical short-form, 9:16
Runtime
60–90 seconds per episode
Season
30 posts · cuts to 3 × 11-minute
Premise
A lavender marriage, played completely straight
Technique
2D digital, halftone-inked
Audience
18–34, adult comedy
Tone
Saturday-morning action, adult mouth
Voice
POV monologue, first person
Status
10 pilots complete · bible in progress

Fade out

Save the city.
Keep the secret.

The full bible, the episode grid and the remaining character sheets are ready to send. Discretion assured. Everyone here is exceptionally good at that.